I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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