what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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