You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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