If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
how drunk are you?
Several
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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