the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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