so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish i was in the wii world.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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