The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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