Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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