got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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