honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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