Kiss
Puke
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Randomize
