Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I will be naked everywhere
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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