Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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