We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
