: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This is the high leading the old right now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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