I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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