wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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