Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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