Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
