bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
wow bdsm is so cute
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