Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
