But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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