I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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