is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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