I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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