is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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