hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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