gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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