Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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