Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have fence marks all over my body
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
