She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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