can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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