told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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