Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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