did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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