whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
