A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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