who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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