but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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