she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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