Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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