think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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