Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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