I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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