He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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