shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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