There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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