normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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