what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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