i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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