i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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