I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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