I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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