so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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