i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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