You're so nebulous sometimes
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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