Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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