Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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