i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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